I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
You can rob one store. Afterwards you can't enter the EU without interpol arresting you.
They would have to figure out how I could be impossibly far away soon after the crime to a judge to get the warrant and then to a jury to get me convicted.
Had to look it up. Albania is in the final stages of joining the EU anyway so that won't be too much of a problem.