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[-] Sergio@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago

Hmmm seems to be a correlation between the Mississippi River, and laws against being naked in your back yard. The scientists of America should study this further.

[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing Jesus must travel by river boat.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If Jesus were anywhere in the US he was be in the lush Coast Range forests of NW Oregon because he could just let that dong fly on his own property.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's changes to the Missouri River if you're going upstream following the red states in this map. Maybe Lewis and Clark hated nudity?

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My guess would be that the Puritans settled along rivers, and the people who were sick of their shit spread out.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'm sure RealLifeLore or some other channel has a video about this.

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