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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[-] gerikson@awful.systems 12 points 3 days ago

Neal Stephenson comes out strong and funny against GenAI here:

https://nealstephenson.substack.com/p/a-remarkable-assertion-from-a16z

"Hypothesis 1: it was written by a clanker"

[-] antifuchs@awful.systems 12 points 3 days ago

Lmao imagine reading a Stephenson book and being peeved that it ends

(His sex scenes are far far far worse than his endings, those are a mercy)

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 9 points 2 days ago

Years ago, I said, "I've never finished a Stephenson novel." Someone replied, "Neither has he."

[-] gerikson@awful.systems 10 points 3 days ago

oh yeah the relationship between the fusion-device wielding 30-something Aluetian freedom fighter and the 16 year old skateboard courier in Snow Crash is... of its time

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 6 points 2 days ago

We were reading through various classics for bookclub and we noticed how many books had a ~14 year old girl has romantic/sexual relationship/gets abused by 30+ year old man. Snow Crash was one of those. I know popular thinking on this has changed a lot the past 20+ years but still always a shock, esp when you realize how much you didnt notice it.

Also a reason why the first evil dead aged very badly. Dont show that to people without warning them unless you want them to leaf.

[-] antifuchs@awful.systems 6 points 3 days ago

Yup that’s one of them. The cryptonomicon protagonist no-nut-Novembering all the way to the ww2 treasure is another special fave

[-] nfultz@awful.systems 7 points 3 days ago

Best part is the footnote:

About 20 years ago, some spammers came up with a bright idea for circumventing spam filters: they took a bootleg copy of my book Cryptonomicon and chopped it up into paragraph-length fragments, then randomly appended one such fragment to the end of each spam email they sent out. As you can imagine, this was surreal and disorienting for me when pitches for herbal Viagra and the like started landing in my Inbox with chunks of my own literary output stuck onto the ends. Come to think of it, most of those fragments actually did stop in mid-sentence, so I guess if today’s LLMs trained on old email archives it would explain why they “think” I write that way.

[-] kgMadee2@mathstodon.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

@nfultz @gerikson best part of the footnote is that he puts quotation marks around "think". Scary :)

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 5 points 2 days ago

Stephenson knows how computers work.

[-] kgMadee2@mathstodon.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

@dgerard he does, looks like

[-] dfyx@social.helios42.de 7 points 3 days ago

@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 Sub-hypothesis 1B: the AI was fed the whole book but the input was truncated because whatever toolchain they used wasn't made to handle 160k words at a time.

[-] fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.net 5 points 3 days ago

@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 please do not insult the noble machine consciousnesses thus. It was probably written by a venture capitalist.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 3 points 3 days ago

Someone in the comments found the github (??) where they made the site or something, and it def was generated initially, but it used heavy nerd speak so it was translated.

"Warning: his endings are notoriously abrupt, like a segfault in the middle of your favorite function."

[-] GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai 5 points 3 days ago

@gerikson @BlueMonday1984

A16z, like everything big tech, is AI.

It is wretched bullshit.

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 3 days ago

Andreessen Horowitz? More like, And here’s some horse shit

[-] aspragg@ohai.social 4 points 3 days ago

@gerikson @BlueMonday1984

Hypothesis 3: As some people seem to insist, "literally" has recently morphed into a contronym, and now it figuratively also means "figuratively".

...sorry, I meant it literally also means "figuratively".

...no, wait, that's just the same thing. 🙄 It *actually* also means "figuratively".

(Really? People couldn't find a better new word to provide emphasis than "literally"? What word do they want to unambiguously represent that concept now? Do they care? Ugh...)

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 2 days ago

It seems really common for words for factuality to become intensifiers. I just used the word "really" as an intensifier, thought it really means things occurring in reality. "Very" had the same thing happen to it, as it originally meant "truthfully" (as in "verify" or "verity"). If I say something is "truly massive", am I likely specifying the massiveness is not imaginary in some sense, or am I trying to convey massiveness beyond the lower bounds of "massive"? Is a "proper banger" of a tune distinct from an improper banger or is it just a highly bangerful banger?

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 1 day ago

truly massive

fuzzy logic says this thing has mass most of the time, ish

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 1 day ago

english is a fuck

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

(Really? People couldn’t find a better new word to provide emphasis than “literally”? What word do they want to unambiguously represent that concept now? Do they care? Ugh…)

Bit late to tilt at this windmill tbh. Prescriptivist pedantry is prohibited past puberty. This was decreed by Maximilian D. English (the D stands for dictionary) in 1727. I don’t make the rules (MDE does)

[-] Seminar2250@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

tom sawyer literally rolling in wealth

but he never helps huck finn out financially?

pretty shit story, mark

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What word do they want to unambiguously represent that concept now?

"Literally, not figuratively", said in a Sterling Archer voice.

The use of literally in a fashion that is hyperbolic or metaphoric is not new—evidence of this use dates back to 1769. Its inclusion in a dictionary isn't new either; the entry for literally in our 1909 unabridged dictionary states that the word is “often used hyperbolically; as, he literally flew.”

Merriam-Webster

[-] ebooksyearn@thepit.social 5 points 3 days ago

@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 real missed opportunity to end that post mid-sentence

[-] darkling@mstdn.social 4 points 3 days ago

@gerikson @BlueMonday1984 The only thing that could have made that article better is if he'd literally ended it mid-sentence.

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