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"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"
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This guy seems like a real scrotum.
"We are so back..." (wards)
He should been hurt way more.
"Women, back to kitchen"
Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can't even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household?
Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL.
you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression.
*I grew up similarly to you
God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom's cooking... that's a fate worse than death.
He's the type to pray before meals ... because his mom cooks them.
Worlds best chefs are all men.
No he isn't. Scrotums are useful.
He thinks he's going to get a repeal of Loving v. Virginia? Who does he think the vice president is married to?
The president married an immigrant too, lol.
Usha Vance isn't an immigrant to be fair
she's not white, so she's an immigant. At least according to MAGAts.
Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha.
Option A: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
Option B: that's how Vance plans to get out of it and go after Charlie Kirk's wife next
You're on the money, maybe in both cases.
Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point.
This has got to be a satire account ?
You could say that about the entire US
Hemp farmers, back to the unemployment office...
How does he believe these things and yet also choose to sell weed?