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Can't afford fancy mustard but can afford a blue checkbox
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Grey Poupon is not fancy mustard. You can buy that shit in any grocery store, it was developed by food scientists and is mass produced in giant semi-automated factories. It's also not particularly expensive. If you can only afford yellow mustard but not Grey Poupon you shouldn't be buying any mustard because your budget is way too tight to be paying for condiments you can get free in a fast food restaurant.
The only reason people think it’s fancy is because of some dumb commercials made in the 80s.
Same reason people think "Corinthian leather" is fancy -- when there's actually no such thing as Corinthian leather.
Corinth is famous for it's leather!