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[-] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files

7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.

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