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3 lies and 1 truth ahhh
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Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.
I assume “as🍑” has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I don’t know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?
Peaches...come in her can. Put it in there like a man. In a factory downtown.
Nature's candy in your hand or pie
This reference reminds me I need to take some ibuprofen.
Chris Ballew, the singer and bassist of POTUSA, now does children's music under the name Casper Babypants.
It isn't much used, but cardamom is actually really good with peach. And cinnamon of course.
I recently had a "spiced peach butter" similar to apple butter that was really great. I think it was mostly cinnamon and nutmeg.