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I just want to wear a tux, a monocle, and some large medals while gossiping about the aristocracy.
there's not much stopping you from doing that today!
Will you be aghast at the antics of some charlatan, causing the monocle to drop out?
Awww yeah. And then I’ll say, “Good heavens!”
I still don’t understand why prom type stuff stops happening after highschool..
Like I have some killer elegant gowns and I have absolutely nowhere to wear them, ever.
Also as an aside, I have my grandmothers monocle, and those things are damned near impossible to get to stay on your eye, because they are heavy and the lenses are thick and obtrusive. I can’t imagine they were actually meant to be worn that way. I’m sure they were and maybe there were different style ones, but just my experience with that one says it wouldn’t have been at all comfortable.