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What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.
Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))
Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn't have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You'd have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It's a great conversation starter.
Now they still don't want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!
There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.