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I am a crab.
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I'm told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said "You can't see it from here but it can see you.". Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused
I had a partner once who sat straight up in bed and announced, "Somesone else is in here." They then promptly fell back asleep...me, not so much...
I once asked my ex husband "does it have Scweppevescence" (it was a tag line in a ginger ale commercial), and told my current husband that I had figured out the tile problem.